23rd Oct 2006. I will NEVER forget THIS day.

My 1st day of sch. But i Did not go to sch. Cos i have an important matter: Its my Test.

I thought i am able to do lots of stuff after today. I have lots of things to do in my mind with it if i passed it.

I was confident. So was my instructor. I know i can, I thought i would. But i was wrong.

UNLUCKY is the word to used. Ppl will say *** i dunno, negative things abt ya??

Firstly, construction. Then Traffic Jam. Then so many cyclist in front of me. Then Worse thing is .... haix. =X

By the way, have u heard that you can stop in the yellow box whereby by law you are not suppose to stop?

That human say i should stop in yellow box when is amber light. ONLY in that yellow box of the whole Eunos. Is there such a thing? Say till my instructor and my parents laugh. ''HUH???''

Now i realise why when i was choosen the examiner to be him, the one who read out my name smile and say '' Oh, Mr ***.. good luck ar. ''

Unlucky day? I really dunno. Disappointed in myself. Totally disappointed. Feel so cheated.

You know what is this object?
'' Laser Beam! ''
'' Sensor !''
'' Spot Light !''
''Decoration! ''
All seow ar... wrong la. how can it be the above items... it is C-A-M-E-R-A.[CCTV] come repeat after me.. Camera.

Yea, to be exact is call Spy camera..

''Eh Sir, what does it do? ''
'' Spy camera of cos is spy on people la. You and me always on camera screen. You dont know meh? We are stars also ar.. walking down the street, have camera on us. Not bad~~ ''

Having installed spy camera along the streets of Singapore is not bad. It help to prevent crime, solve crime! Actually, at time, they do put notice that the area is under vision. Did you ever read the sign!?!? So cant say is spy camera after all.




Such camera is useful. You see ar, they put some in boat quay, geylang. So??

ya, so people cannot anyhow kiss... hug. or else it will be free show for people to watch ar!? and if wife want to catch husband in Geylang, so much easier with camera around.

Venue: Police Headquarters.

Inspector : '' Hi, all press. We are here today to tell you since having camera in some parts of Singapore, we have successfully cracked many cases. These include robbery at night. ''

Reporter: '' Sir, how do you all catch them with the help of camera? ''

Inspector: '' Ar... good qn. Nowadays, burglars also seow one. We put sign say the area have camera. But I dunno if they (robbers) cock eye or what, hmmm.. maybe they Dun understand English you see... they still rob people. UNDER THE CAMERA. ''

Reporter: '' So... how do you all catch them? ''

Inspector: '' You mean catch? Wha biang oei, we just announce thru the camera speaker say we saw him in the act. Come to the nearest police station as soon as possible lah. You should know what, now robbers little bit scare, they sometime even sit taxi to police station. ''

Reporter: '' huh? why sit taxi then?''

Inspector : '' Oei , you how to be reporter one? You never hear I say come to the police station as soon as possible? So they take taxi lo, faster right. And so we can crack the case so fast la. Ar... you. Ya you, from which organisation one? Never dig your ear... ''

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