What do parents worry about when their child just begin to drink??

Not knowing how to speak proper ENGLISH? Don't know who should be call daddy, mummy? Fighting and bashing up his younger siblings? snatching money from beggers dow nthe street?

NONO.. all wrong. Parents worry about their child education : Which school they should register their primary 1 kid? How to ensure 100% their kid will study at the so call ideal sch, 100% gurantee will score 'A's....??

Good school cause Not so good school to have less ''business'' as all parents gather around good school only.

Think no further. Parents uses all kinds of methods. They move house (Within 1Km of sch radius), do volunteer work, such as Mrs. Lim here>>>

Mrs Lim: '' Hello, Good morning to Mr Principal. Wah, you today very handsome. Wha, your school here very nice. Wha, the humans here all so polite. ''

Principal: '' Ya, Madam, what you want to say? ''

Mrs Lim :'' actually I think my....''

Principal:'' I know what you want to think. You want me to let your child come in right? Sure. No problem. You refer to the list of criteria that is specify on the website.''

Mrs Lim:'' Thank you! This time my boy boy sure get in here.''

Principal:'' Next parent, Your turn!''

Many parents do volunteer their service when their child just learn crawling. And complain when their child not selected into the primary sch. But they do not know almost every parent in Singapore does that for their kid... Some people even camp at the school for nights just to be the 1st one to register their kid.

Parents with kids going to primary school get busy every year around August to get their kids into TOP primary school.

Mr & Mrs Lim is a couple (dotZ) and they go for this ballot session..........

Principal: '' Harlo to all papa & mama, now we begin our ballot for Primary 1 slots. ''

Mrs Lim:'' Darlin, you think our boy boy will get into this primary school?''

Mr Lim:'' Don't Worry. You do volunteer work since our boy boy 1 year old. ''

Mrs Lim:'' Have you bring what I told you to bring? ''

Mr Lim:'' Yes, Dont worry. I bring knife, sissors, staple bullets, pins, all ready. ''

Mrs Lim:'' Good. Make sure you sharpen your knife well ar? I dont want boy boy to be like his sister when she fail to get into the primary school. You try and stab that principal, but he never even bleed. Cos your knife not sharp. ''

Mr Lim:'' Yes, dear. Rest assure. This time principal sure die if boy dun get in. ''

Principal: '' Ar... harlo.. NO talking please. Yes, you two. Dont look around. Yes, the one who is pointing to himself. I say NO talking PLS. ''

Mrs Lim:'' Sorry sorry, continue Mr Pricnipal. ''

Principal: '' Thank you for coming to our annual balloting primary 1 slot session. I shall announce the name of the child now.... ''

Other parent:'' YES. YES.... !''

The Mr Lim family ah boy did not get choosen. So how? Dont worry... they make sure principal change his mind by taking out the weapon from the bag.

The next post will be about Beng leading a tour group. I may include youtube videos next but in the format of podcast due to human resource restraint. ( aiya, simply mean no actors lah.. =0 )

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