IMF part 2.

Look at the flowers. Faster go snap pictures before the flower bo liao. Argh, better be fast ar. After Sept, you dun have this chance anymore.

World Bank, IMF committe not happy with Singapore leh. why?

We have such strict rules which dun allow protesters to come into Singapore Land. All our borders have been very extra strict, screening potential protesters out. But of cos la, we are very strict ok. This show that we are governed well ya?!

No smoking. No eating at public places. and we also will be fine if we bluff the authorities. Remember once, people say he order chicken rice dun want chicken, and was given only rice. And there was a big quarrel and lead to Court case for bluffing when they replay the camera??

This actualli reminds me of a song: There was a time when people say Singapore too strict, And we are. There was a time when people say Singapore are not freedom-free, and we are. This is my country, these are my friends, we are unique in an uniquely place.

I went to check out at one of the Borders ....

Officer: ''Hi, how's your day. Ya. You must be a delegate ya? Welcome to Singapore. You see that banner on top. Ya, is our 4 million people smilling at you. Ya, say hi back to them ok? ''

Delegate: '' Feel so weird.. nono, I mean feel so welcome here, when there are like 4 million smile...''

Officer: '' No problem. As a delegate, we have BMWs waiting for you outside. Ya, along the way, please do take notice of the flowers grown specially for you. Dont forget to Spend money too~! sorry, I mean enjoy your time here ''

After the delegate, there was this man with lots many bags...

Officer: '' Hi Sir, you look very familar. ''

Man: '' huh? Do I? cool....''

Officer: '' No, Since when Singapore is cool, so hot here. I mean your picture seems to appear in the TOP 100 PROTESTERS list. Please follow me there..''

Man: '' oh gosh, Dont tell me they really does their homework? ''

Officer: '' Ar... harlo. Stop talking to yourself. Come. Sorry ar, according to our database, you are a professional protesters who has a history of going around the world to protest ya for the past 10 years. You are not allow to enter Singapore. ''

Man: '' Oh ****, then how? ''

Officer: '' Dont worry, my friend... You can still go to Batam. Ya, the next available flight to there is 30 mins later. We Singapore dun have the space for you to protests. So sorry ar, but dun be mistaken, we welcome you to Singapore.. Some other time.''

The protester man feel so rejected. ''Attention to all protesters, your next flight to Batam is 30 mins later. Kindly rush to the boarding gate now. Last Call. ''

eh.. btw, do they have flights from Sing-Batam??

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