Yea. Yea. I received my results le. shall say it some other time. I dunno my GPA yet. BUt rather disapointed. And for those ppl out there, if you dont like my video, Dun listen la. I ask u to listen meh... Shall have no comments posted for the you-tube video. To all who praise it, thanks a lot!

Today topic will be BUDGET TOUR ==> What if Ah Beng lead a tour around Singapore. Check it out!

Singapore aims to be a tourism hub. Being a Toursim student myself, of cos i am happy. It look bright for the future ya?? aiya- bright as in not dark ar...



So you See, if we want to attract tourist, who shld we turn to? IMF delegates!? Money Spenders tourist?! medical tourist(got problem no problem, come to Singapore) !? NONO.. all wrong.

You see. We have budget terminal. We have budget hotel. Of course we are attracting budget tourist. So what must we have? Yea! right! we must have Budget tour. Everything, Singapore is a budget tourist place... Welcome. Bonjour. Ni hao. Hi. Merci. Hali-tardo.

Due to recent foreign talent scheme, Ah Beng lost his job as a cleaner. So he decided to set up a business where he sure there will not be competition from Foreign Talent people. SETTING UP BUDGET TOUR.

Ah Beng : '' Hihi. My name is Tan Ah Kow. But becos a lot of non-singaporeans dunno how to pronounce my name, you can simply call me as Ah Beng. Ya, You have just landed at budget Terminal. Dun worry, You have more budget things here. ''

Tourist: '' Wah, ah ah ah.. ben... ''

Ah Beng :'' huh? nono. is AH Beng. come. Repeat after my name... ar good. Yes, Mr Tourist? ''

Tourist :'' Yes yes, we now very hungry. anywhere to eat first? ''

Ah Beng :'' Dont worry, my Sir. We will be arriving at Geylang in 20 mins time depending on my vehicle position if you heng heng, then will not break down. ''

Tourist: '' huh? Heng heng? what is that? Gay-Land. ?? ''

Ah Beng: '' Ar.. nono. Not Gay land. is Geylang. Very Famous. I am sure you will like it except your wife.. hee. ''


Ah Beng :'' ar... Welcome to Geylang. yaya, a lot of ppl, a lot of traffic lights, a lot of lights, Very colourful. Ya, you all eat eat? ya, come down ...''

Tourist: '' Ah Beng! I have a question. What is this for? ''

Why? Who call US? That ang mo calling me okay. nono, is me.

Ah Beng: '' Sorry everyone. he callin me, not you all. Mr Tourist, You must know when not to call Ah Beng. Becos at Geylang, everyone here has the same name- Ah Beng. ''

These are call durians.sorry. wrong picture. Below is the correct one.
Tourist: '' Ar.. tourguide then, can we go back to hotel?''
Ah Beng:'' Of cos can la, ar. U see, follow my directions, walk straight, turn left, See the word <>? ''

Tourist: '' then luggage how? ''

Ah Beng: '' You seow ar. Luggage, you drag yourself la. harlo sir, Budget Tour leh.. Tmr, we will have Shopping at Bedok market place. ''

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