Read the newspaper? Watch the news? Listen to the radio? Went to coffeeshop and hear ah pek chat?

Hot topic of the month: FOREIGN TALENT

huh? why we need foreign talent?! we no humans here meh? we not much competition meh? why still need to have more people here to crowd with us? 4 million smiles not enough ar?

argh... nono.. listen. I justify for you all why we need foreign talent.

But first, why we need to come up with measure on how to attract non-singpaorean when humans come here themselves willingly. Why I say so....

If you free, go Geylang. see those girls stnading there... ya. I call them FOREIGN TALENT. They got talent okay, if no talent, how they earn money. we never attract them to come, but thye love to come.





yaya.. i heard that. u complaining why the picture so small rite? hey, it is photographed secretly leh..

See our maid. they are also foreign talent. U think you know how to do housework better than them? Dun make a fool of yourself la, are you able to wake up 4am in the morning to wash the car and sleep at 12am after you have clean the house TWICE?? Maybe we should employ them and teach us how to tidy the house. Diploma in Household Domestic Chores. sounds good ar. U go find work, tell them u have this diploma.. not bad ar.

Looking at the construction site, I also see foreign talent. Who gonna build our house for the 4 million smilling people and growing? Singaporeans cant tahan in the construction line. Perfect example: You heard of AH ** (cannot say out his name, later kanna whacked by his fans). AH ** cannot tahan the hard work, so he now go sing.

Nowadays, people say our english more lousy-ier. So how? Our solution is to employ FOREIGN TALENT. But is always foreign talent the best way out? A particular poly in Singapore employ foreign talent. This chinese speaking teacher can even write a book in English. Foreign talent mean foreign talent. They can write book leh. Her results of the students even better. Over 50% of the students fail the paper. so how? The school earn more $ because they took sub paper. So u see the difference? Foreign talent help the school to earn more $. Good. Good. Good....

Can you imagine what will Singapore be in 10 years down the road...

Year 2016:

Father: '' Son, what you want to eat? ''
Son:'' I want to eat Soupe à l'Oignon gratinée '' ( Its a food from france)
Father:'' Semi lai ai ( what is that in dialect) You want to try Laska?''
Son:''huh? what sa... ''
Father:'' Oh, you want satay?! ''
Son:'' huh? nono... what tay...''
Father: '' Oh, you want to drink teh (tea in hokkien) huh?Drink kopti better.''
Son:''huh? what pi... ''
Father: ''Oh, you want pizza huh..''
Son:'' nono... argh. ''

So you see it now? we will be having communication problem with our children if we import foreign talent, MAYBE?

Next few post will be on
- Think no one looking at you? Dun forget, we have security camera all over the island. Smile, you are on candid camera.

- What happen when you have uncle ah beng leading tour group around Singapore?

- Singapore Idol, Superstar, Superband, Superhost competition.. What else?

all will be revealed on the next few issue. So dont go away, stay in front of the computer till the next post is uploaded...

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